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Your very own 3-D-printed baby? Yes, it’s real

Nothing is more joyous than a newborn. A new life restores faith in ourselves, in God, in the future. Babies mean hope.

Lately, however, they're creeping me out.

3D Babies creates a 3-D replica of your baby.Source:

There's a new movie called "The Devil's Due," about a woman who gives birth to Satan's spawn. Yes, apparently "Rosemary's Baby" and "The Omen" needed a makeover for the Facebook generation.

To promote the film, a hidden camera crew punked people on the streets of New York with a decoy baby in a stroller. As strangers walk by and glance at the child, the animatronic newborn, who looks a bit like "Chuckie," sits straight up and starts screaming like a banshee. Passersby jump out of their skin. Not even New Yorkers are tough enough to handle this.

It's hilarious, unless you die of a heart attack.

If that's not scary enough, here's a baby shower gift idea sure to make you double down on birth control.

There's a company that will take the ultrasound pictures of your as-yet-unborn baby and turn them into a 3-D model of the fetus. is using a 3-D printer to churn out fetus figurines in sizes ranging from 2 to 8 inches. Buyers can choose skin tone, fetal position, and decide whether or not junior's private parts should be seen. They cost as much as $600. Buy one for yourself, and buy extras for the grandparents!


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